I'm Back and Badder Than Ever

2004-01-03T17:24:00.000Z

A quick link to some images that are applicable to what we've covered in Being Bad :

Smoking Baby - this kids got it down to a fine art!
As for tattoos, look at this attractive man beauty's in the eye of the beholder.
Here's a link to a page of pictures of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, believe it or not but Robert Redford and Paul Newman aren't really them spot the real outlaws

Bye!!! x x x

2004-01-03T16:54:00.000Z

Hello strangers! Happy New Year and all that crap...

Anyway, I'm back to annoy you with more of my mindless tosh! I feel that it's important for me to make this point, I have wrote my second assignment on bandits and how they can sometimes be good but...Robin Hood...come on. Robin Hood, why is he considered so special.

Lets bring his motto into the modern day "steal from the rich and give to the poor." What would you say if some prat robbed your house and used this excuse "Sorry I broke into your house and stole all your electrical items and sentimental jewellery and caused you a massive amount of grief for which you now have councelling. The reason I did it was because my mates didn't have a tv so I thought they should have yours. Never mind they haven't done an honest days work ever and you had to work full time for two months to afford that tv but hey, that's justice." Yeah, that'll get you off. I may be being cynical but it needed to be said. Hood ponses around like some kind of hero, I wanted to bring him down a notch.

Lying...nice subject, I'm quite good at it. I tend to bluff a lot due to my twisted sense of humour. When I'm messing about people think I'm serious. Maybe I should smile when I say things instead of keeping a completely straight face. I think that people can have good reasons for lying, like when your mate has just paid £100 for a cut and colour. Maybe you shouldn't say that it looks horrendous, that would just hurt their feelings!

Then again, don't be a Maxine Carr and lie ruthlessly in the middle of a MURDER investigation. It's all about knowing when to draw the line. Little lies that hurt no one are forgiveable but massive lies just end up coming back to bite you on the ass. I think everyone is guilty of telling a few lies here and there, like lying about how many pints you had... "I only had one!" yeah, thats an old favourite lie.

So kids, the motto of the story is if you can help it, don't lie. (that's all I've got, sorry.)
I'll leave you with this phrase "I'd like to see you try and kill Kes. Go on." Bo' Selecta.

Laurie
x x x

P.S Here are some links...this is about some self confessed LIARS
I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this web site, there are some sad people on here...Safer Dating it seems that people lie online to get dates...why doesn't that suprise me? possibly because they have to go online to get dates in the first place! should say somethin.
I searched the web for images of liars, here is a link to that result, be warned, this man is a PROVEN LIAR!

2003-12-17T20:39:00.000Z

Time to bore you with another set of opinions on a topic that feels as tedious as politics! that's right, religion!

It's the kind of conversation that no one WILL EVER win, isn't it? I don't think having faith can be considered as "being bad". It's the religious extreemists that cause problems ie suicide bombers, cannibals (some religions believe in it!) etc. I don't want to say too much on this subject because I'm not educated enough in it! I will say this though, I consider myself a Christian but I hardly ever go to church...now that's being bad!

By the way - WE GOT HIM! anyone fancy a trip to Satans Grotto aka Saddams hole?

Check me on my Scoooootay!
Har Mar Superstar, some people have just got it.

2003-12-09T15:51:00.000Z

A quick, rather startling message for some of you. You may be breaking the law without knowing it. I must admit that after looking at some laws in the UK, I can be classed as a hardened criminal or at least a repeat offender. Laws such as "Damaging the grass is illegal." could put me in prison. Here's another joke, sorry, law "Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin." Have a look at the site, Dumb Laws

That is all, your honour.
x x x

2003-12-09T15:06:00.000Z

Helloooo!
I had the urge to post, so here it is. I was being bad at the weekend, Friday was my 19th Birthday and I got totally bladdered! The night involved dancing with some random freaks in a couple of clubs, blagging some security guards in a Birmingham car park and culminated in a 5am trip to Asda for Ironbru, I won't go any further cuz to be honest, you couldn't give a toss could you?

Here's a link to Sarah's Blog because she's got a class rugby game link on there, go on...you know you want to. If you want a well argued point of view, try Simon's Blog he doesn't go off on one (like I tend to) and gets straight to the point, gew on. I agree with his opinions on tattoo's and the characters that tend to have them, especially in movies.

I had a bit of trouble tracking down a review of the film "Kids" that I agreed with, but finally I found this
Film Critics Site and I 100% agree with what is said. After a brief discussion with my mates, we decided that everyone should see this film. It's a shocking portray of violence, sexually transmitted diseases and drugs that people will remember for a long time. For that reason alone, it has to be watched. I think it can be a good thing that a film like this comes along to disrupt the Hollywood "Everyone lives happily ever after" style because there's only so much cheese like "Legally Blond" they can churn out (or at least, I hope. Witherspoon, please stop. Just stop.)

Bit of random thinking for you! By the way, please bombard Richard & Judy with mail telling them to give the signed rugby ball to me. I will be eternally grateful. Amen.
Laurie
x x x
p.s - alternatively, you can bombard Johnny Wilkinson with mail telling him to send himself to me...
p.p.s - If you only buy 1 DVD for the rest of the year, make sure it's Dirty Sanchez. As far as being bad goes, Dainton, Pritchard, Pancho and Joyce are professionals. Being the comedy genius's that they are, I guarantee that if you manage to watch it through without heaving you'll find it well worth it.

2003-12-03T14:29:00.000Z

Hello...I think I'm mentally scarred! that film "Kids" was graphic! I thought I was liberal minded but it bothered me a bit, if all kids are really like that then the world is doomed. I think it was worth a watch, purely because it's so contraversial but I can't say I'll watch it again. It almost looked as though it was real-life the way the scenes were portrayed and basically, it was rough. I like a drink now and then (now and then being quite often) but that was extreme!

I don't really know what else to say because I think that film spoke for itself!
Anyway, just a short one today and in the words of Gareth Keenan "I could kill a monkey..."

mwaaa x x x

2003-11-26T16:17:00.000Z

Before I begin, a message to my Australian mate Phil, don't cry anymore, it's time to accept that we beat your ass at Rugby...let it go (incidentally, I'm never gonna let it go. I'm gonna rub your faces in it at every given opportunity) Now that's out the way, thought I'd share my opinions on tattoo's and piercings. I've got 8 piercings (bet you're all wondering where...keep wondering) but unfortunately, no tattoos. Not because I dislike them, but because I'm a poor student and can't afford the one I want.

Basically, they're great. If you feel the need to impale yourself with a needle and insert a metal rod into the gaping wound, then go on ahead. There's something mildly rewarding about it, or is that because I'm a piercing junkie? obviously, you need to draw the line somewhere with regard to piercings...a full face of metal may be taking the piss a bit, then again, it's their body.

By the way Phil, I may be getting a tattoo. It's gonna say "We Beat The Aussie Gimps and Won The World Cup 2003"...
I'll leave it there before I get death threats from him...

Love Mrs Johnny Wilkinson x x x

2003-11-22T13:50:00.000Z

ENGLAND WORLD RUGBY CHAMPIONS! HAVE IT YOU AUSSIE *explitive*! Being the die hard patriot that I am, I am dedicating this entry to the our outstanding Rugby team. My voice has gone and I suspect I have broke my hand when I punched the floor in my excitement. All week the Australian press have been out of order with their comments towards the team, particularly towards the one and only Johnny Wilkinson. The guy deserves to be knighted for his effort. Best in the world. I think we answered the Aussie's the best way possible, by bringing the cup home!!!

May this be the start of many more, just need to turn the cricket round, the tennis and the football and world domination will be ours! GET IN.

English and proud, now I'm off for a nice cup of English tea and crumpets, Tally Ho!
x x x

2003-11-21T15:50:00.000Z

In reference to the last lesson on 19th November, I'm not going to say much. Me being the shy, introverted person that I am (Why does everyone laugh when I say that?) I don't really know what to write. It was like being back at school, giggling whenever the teacher said "do it" or "Get down to it", the hilarity of innuendo. I don't have a strong opinion on masturbation, like I overheard someone say, it's up to the individual. I wouldn't consider it a "bad" thing but it's still embarrassing to talk about it! Socially, it's something we joke about or just ignore, personally, I prefer the latter. But for those of you who want to have a laugh, try this site Beating Masturbation it's even got it's own soundtrack, Michael Jackson's "Beat It." The humor kills me. Anyway, apparently the Devil makes you masturbate, good excuse ay? Obviously, I don't think this site is serious...Here's a quote "Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten."

Each to his (or her) own I guess, just don't bring it up whilst having Sunday Dinner with your mom, some topics are just off limits! Anyway, moving off the topic blatantly...the lesson on smoking, I agree with what Tom says on his blog, have a look:
Tom's Blog Have a look at this disturbing/funny photo, you have to admit the kids got style Smoking
Basically, I think that if you smoke, that's totally up to you and if you don't, fair play to ya. Just don't berate people who do because to be frank (who is Frank, by the way? Where did this phrase come from?) it's none of your business. I don't smoke but that's my choice, I'm not going to force my choice on everyone in the world and say "Damn all smokers! My life's work will be to follow them around, choking and protesting until every smoker is destroyed." (bit extreme, I know.)

Went off on one then! I apologize. Just remember to think of the little kittens...
Laurie x x x

2003-11-14T16:23:00.000Z

Hello again!
After reading my last post, I'll report back to you that the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a load of..."rubbish"(I would normally swear there in everyday conversation) The original is better, same as usual. However, I might have been put off the film because I needed the toilet RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING. Everytime I go to the cinema, it's the same. You'd think I'd learn.

I've just finished my creative writing piece for being bad and decided to base it on smoking, it's a bit of a laugh to begin with but it's got a well harsh and unexpected ending...I think...

It was quite amusing during the Bandit lesson to see Robin Hood ponsing about in tights, doesn't quite live up to the "bad boy" image does it? oh well, I'm sure back in the day he was intimidating...these days he'd just be pointed and laughed at if he tried to mug anyone whilst dressed a butchers style hat and womens stockings.

Lets salute the real bad boys such as Bryan Harvey (he wishes! still is and always will be known as BOY BAND) Liam Gallagher (I'm not saying anything about this bloke in case he hears about it and batters me.) and finally, Russell Crowe (likes to fight female fans - oooh, hard.) In case you didn't realise, I am being sarcastic by calling these the real bad boys. After watching a documentary on Ted Bundy, these chaps are as "bad" as Anthea Turner and Lorraine Kelly rolled into one (terrible thought)

Anyway, (lost the plot a bit there) here's a link to a "We are Holier than Thou" site on smoking: Ash. Also, try this one, quite interesting to see what these fugitives are wanted for: Fugitive Hunter's Most Wanted. Finally, heres a good site on criminals of the dumb variety: Dumb Criminal Acts That should occupy you for a bit!

In the infamous words of Brian Potter (aka Peter Kay in Phoenix Nights) Goodnight and God Bless!
x x x
P.S - Here's a link to Hayley's blog, she basically thinks the same way I do about infidelity: Hayley's Blog Unfortunately, I have been a bad girl in the distant past and cheated on my ex-boyfriend twice (if you consider kissing someone else cheating?) he still doesn't know. Maybe it's best that way considering he's my ex! I am glad to say that I have realised the errors of my past and, like I said, same opinion as Hayley now!

2003-10-31T17:56:00.000Z

Hellooo...

Today is one of my favourite days of the year, Halloween! (you probably think I'm a right weirdo) In the spirit of scaring the s**t out of myself I have decided to go and see the Texas Chainsaw Massacre however, these days "scary films" are about as frightening as a 4 week old hampster. I'll let you know if it's any good. The original was watchable so there's a chance I may be able to sit through the new one without wanting to slit my own throat at the lack of quality.

I have researched some people "Being Bad" for my creative writing piece and I think I've found a good person to base my story on. I may just write an article on him because he's that morbidly fascinating.

Anyway, now that I've bored you to death I'll go and check on my couldron and then get on the old broomstick for a drive.
See you soon! x x x

2003-10-30T16:31:00.000Z

I've got a couple of links for you to have a look at, in the name of being bad I'll give you a link to Alchemy Gothic because you can spend money you haven't got with a credit card and it's got some evil looking jewellery. I love it. Also go on this site: Revenge is so sweet, especially with these ideas.
Mwaaa x x x

P.S - On the theme of tattoos being bad, look at this image! Pig Tattoo Surely this isn't allowed? Animal Cruelty issues!!

2003-10-30T16:01:00.000Z

Hi Kids!

I've had a total nightmare sorting my blog out...but anyway, it's finally here thanks to my soul destroying efforts! Unfortunately I didn't make it to the last lecture (29th October) due to unforseen circumstances (those being that I had the mother of all hangovers and just because it was self-inflicted it doesn't mean I deserved to suffer the way I did!) So far I think "Being Bad" is great, you have the creative freedom to express your most evil thoughts! Nice one. In answer to the question "What would you do if there was no chance you would be caught and there would be no consequences?" I could have written a book. I settled on having a dig at my ex boss by stating that I would rob and burn down his office, then snip off his fingers and depending on how evil I felt, I would just toss him back into his office whilst it was on fire.

Pretty evil isn't it? Obviously I wouldn't really do that...or would I? Mu ha ha ha (Dr Evil Style). I've started on my creative writing piece for assessment one (by started on I mean that I have contemplated possibly thinking about maybe doing some work. There's a mouthful for ya!)

In the words of Jerry Springer the God of all that is "Being Bad", take care of yourselves...and eachother.

Byesy Bye! x x x